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June 29 2010

There are many things I think could benefit from being dispensed from the cold, Judge-less steel of a vending machine…Hardcore Pornography for an example, Condoms are another shining example of vending brilliance. However, Pizza I want made by a cheerful yet pissed Italian gentleman and delivered by his cheerful, friendly and a tad empty inside wife. Or at best made by a bored teenager and delivered by a bored teenager who is fully dead inside. It is the joy of Pizza. I must say, the pizza vender is defiantly taking pride of place as my second vender

There are many things I think could benefit from being dispensed from the cold, Judge-less steel of a vending machine…Hardcore Pornography for an example, Condoms are another shining example of vending brilliance. However, Pizza I want made by a cheerful yet pissed Italian gentleman and delivered by his cheerful, friendly and a tad empty inside wife. Or at best made by a bored teenager and delivered by a bored teenager who is fully dead inside. It is the joy of Pizza. I must say, the pizza vender is defiantly taking pride of place as my second vender