Fuck Yeah Vending Machines

I couldn’t resist a bit of classic vending from the “Frigid Fruit Company”, they knew how to name stuff in olden times e.g. The Fifties. This is a very early machine that vended apples. Much like today apart from all almost every detail. Now all we get is Coke, Beer, Pizza, Candy Floss, Used Underwear, Shoes, Cars, Films, Money, etc. One can only imagine what life would be like if we carried on with this sort of system. For one thing we wouldn’t have to listen to bloody Jamie Oliver whine on about how kids are all too fat because of EVIL VENDING MACHINES!

Oh and if you didn’t get the caption to the first image you might want to have a leaf through Genesis at some point. Oh, and the bible is a work of fiction and any similarity to any persons living or dead and events is purely coincidental.